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Is That a Silencer in Your Pocket, or Is That Just A Bottle of Rogaine?

Shahar Golan » 14 May 2008 » 100% vent free » No Comments

Has anyone ever analyzed the correlation between being the director of the Mossad and a receding hairline?

Israeli Mossad Directors - 1949-2009

Sixty years and not one director with a full head of hair? I suspect foul play…

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Worst Facebook profile ever*: Dana Avraham with 199 applications†

Shahar Golan » 28 February 2008 » venting » No Comments

Meet Dana Avraham, a 26 years old Israeli woman, who cannot say no to Facebook applications.

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Worst Facebook profile ever: Dana Avraham with 199 applications - as of February 28, 2008 Worst Facebook profile ever: Dana Avraham with 199 applications - as of February 28, 2008 (image reduced 2600%)
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Did adding Facebook applications become the digital equivalent of collecting pogs?

* worst Facebook profile - that I had encountered
199 applications - as of today, February 28, 2008

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When Vivian Met Sally

Shahar Golan » 02 September 2007 » Uncategorized » No Comments

When Vivian Met Sally - They decided to infuse false hope into the minds of millions Pretty Woman did to prostitutes, what When Harry Met Sally did to platonic friends.

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Apropos The 80th Annual Academy Awards

Shahar Golan » 22 June 2007 » 100% vent free » No Comments

Why do they call an actor who wins an Oscar, an ‘Academy Award Winner’ - and an actor who loses, an ‘Academy Award Nominee’?

The 80th Annual Academy Awards will be held on Sunday, February 24, 2008.

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