Israeli Bank Hapoalim Wants Me to Get Married Already
Signing out of my online account at my bank, I was just shown this ad boasting a package of benefits for the bride and groom. Now my bank knows my age, and knows I’m single – so I guess the Jewish urges took over and they just figured it’s about time they asked: “Aren’t you going to get married? I’m not getting any younger”
Just FYI, the advertised package includes:
- A gift of 360 Israeli Shekels
- A loan for the wedding ceremony
- A wedding timed deposit
- VIP wedding checks depositing
- Waiver on all service charges
- Attractive mortgage terms
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