Obama Wins* Super-Tuesday – or – Who Would Jew Vote For?
We all know Jews control the media. Yes, ever since our secret protocols were revealed the entire world knows our real intensions. Today as I watched will.i.am’s inspirational Yes We Can song in support of Presidential candidate Barack Obama, I could not help noticing how deep our control of the media goes, as one of our spies was able to insert a subliminal message in our secret Hebrew language.
Watch the clip, and roll to minute marks 1:09 and 1:44:
Now you know how Obama won*: our very own Israeli-born Mossad agent/part-time model/struggling actress Maya Rubin was able to infiltrate the editing studio where the video was made, and inserted a message to all our sleeper agents in our encrypted holy tongue: ‘Ken, Anu Yeholim‘ which loosely translates to ‘Yes, We Can’. Those of you in the know remember that this is the same message that notified American Zionists not to go to work on that day in 2001.
* At the time of publishing this post the polls are still open, so obviously this is another Jewish scheme† to lure people who Google the subject.
† Any reference to Jewish schemes, Zionists plots, acts of espionage and the general conspiratorial undertone in this post should be taken as mere satire by anyone reading this‡.
‡ Except for Jews, which are ordered to take this post literally by the General HQ.
06 February 2008 at 9:13 am Permalink
Obama will hurt us but he will destroy Israel.
12 February 2008 at 8:56 pm Permalink
When a crowd responds with “Whoooo!!!” instead of “Bomb them all!”, we know that the speaker’s intent isn’t to destroy another nation, but to build better bonds with them. c’mon steve =P
03 April 2009 at 10:56 am Permalink
i want join mussad agent ship pls reply
28 September 2009 at 2:47 pm Permalink
evrything the MOSSAD doing for our yews and our dear GOD y harry stayafter all off uss shaloom and a shanatova and may our dear GOD blessings uss and our reall frends
20 November 2009 at 10:25 pm Permalink
The greatest trick the Jews ever pulled was convincing the world that the “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” was a hoax.
11/20/09