Kate Miller-Heidke – Are You F**king Kidding Me?


They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once
And that is how you grow emotionally
Well I have been misused by many, many, many men
But nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it’s many years I go I feel it to this day,
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
‘Til this morning’s friend request surprise!

At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again
You narcissistic arsehole, oh you nasty nasty man
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding…?

I don’t care what kind of cocktail you are,
Or which member of The Beatles or which 1950s movie star
I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate
I suspect you’d be a pirate, but I don’t wanna verify it
And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look – Just follow me on Twitter
I don’t care about your family tree
And I certainly don’t want you poking me…

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Oh you fucking, fucking fuck…

5 thoughts on “Kate Miller-Heidke – Are You F**king Kidding Me?”

  1. This is such a fabulous/funny song!!!
    When I saw it on u tube i couldnt stop laughing
    I showed it 2 sum of my friends they loved it
    Great artist!!!!!

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  3. Katie, you are so freakin’ funny. The first time i ever heard of you or this song, you were performing on ‘The Mountin Stage” that i had just found while scanning for a radio station to listen to. I love live radio programs. Anyway, I’ve been a fan ever since then and I have made you about 15 other fans as well. Keep on keeping on Sister. I hope that I can meet you someday. Janet

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